Parliamentary Privilege & The Fairer Sex


via Parliamentary Privilege & The Fairer Sex

I am told by sources in London, that Boots the Chemists are considering opening a branch of their opticians, in the foyer of the House of Commons. Recently observed, by these renowned ocular guru’s, that the general condition of MP’s eyesight has recently deteriorated, they have decided to take action. Caused, no doubt, by reading numerous white papers, green papers, and even newspapers, MP’s eyesight has recently deteriorated to such an extent, that certain individuals – of both sexes, I might add – have started to find one another attractive.


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